my name's nicole. i'm 18 and still a child at heart. generally, i'm a pretty enjoyable person to be around. i love to laugh, i love to have fun. i like words. i talk in memes. i'm a complete and utter whore for all things art, music, and food. i do indulge in a bit of fandom here and there. i am sincerely passionate about fast things: cars, sports bikes, as adrenaline puts life in perspective for me. this here, this is my tumblr. it's not usually a serious blog but sometimes i post stuff about me, my life, what's going on in my world. and it's not all that rosy so if you dislike the musings of teenagers, you can leave now. i reblog like a mofo so if you dislike that too, then you shouldn't even be here. most of the time i post things that make me laugh, because humor is what i live for. enjoy.
When I was younger:
Now:
(Source: facebookdoesntunderstand)
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A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook
IM FUCKING CRYING
(Source: houkagos, via ninetailes)
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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
you can’t stop me.
(Source: theepichumor, via lmaogtfo)
A lot of people need to be punched in the face. People are so ridiculously arrogant, selfish, and need to get off all of their high horses.
But no one does the punching, and people that need to be punched just keep on walking… Doing their stupid things and keep practicing their dumb ways.
And…
i have the sex appeal of a math book
(Source: gloomyteens, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
true love
